Which F*cking charm school do they goto? I am convinced they are trained at a special school of sadism!

Lesson 1. Whilst the previous customer is still bagging their goods on the conveyor belt, Scan as many items as you can of the next customers items and throw them down the conveyor belt.

Lesson 2. Whilst second customer is bagging their groceries, tap your fingers and looked bored, giving the message to speed up.

T@ssers!

Alternative - Do an internet shop and get some 16 year old give you haemarroid cream as an alternative to toothpaste.

I'm torn! I can't make my mind up if British Gas are the biggest bunch of retards in the uk or if that award goes to every other company I have to deal with? It can't be just me surely, but every company I have to deal with seems to have recruited their customer services from the local mong centre. I received a letter from BG telling me my monthly direct debit will be trebling!!! After I got up off the floor I spent the next 40 minutes talking to an idiot trying to get it resolved. He then assured me the letter was a mistake and that he had set my payments back to the correct amount. A week or so later I then get another letter from them saying my payments would be rising to FOUR times my current amount!!!!!!
Once I got back from the cardiac unit I contacted them AGAIN and they said it was a mistake and they would put it back to the correct amount. Whooop F*cking Doooo! a week later I get a letter saying "Thank you for your recent contact regarding changing your direct debit we will be collecting £xxx each month as requested" Only four F*cking time the correct amount!!!!!!!
Where is this place that companies send customer services staff to have their brains removed and shoved up their arses?

Before you say if you don't like england then why live here....
I would love to immigrate! unfortunately my other half doesn't feel the same.
So whats so sh*t about this country? Lots of things which I will no doubt rant about here.

This country is going down hill rapidly! We have houses we can't afford, councils and that dick livingstone taking more money from us each year but getting nothing for it, and the utility companies getting away with murder.
Paying for the f*ing olympics!!! I don't want the f*ing thing so why should I have to pay for it? I already have a problem trying to work out what benefit I get from council tax? and the only privilege I can think of is having some noisy ignorant dustman wake me up once a week whilst he throws the contents of my wheelie bin on my front drive. Or perhaps it's paying for the regurgitated kebab to be mopped up every morning from the town centre when the pubs and clubs chuck out? Council Tax, highway robbery!

Then theres our utility bills. Lets take Gas. Goes up and up and up but they still post hundreds of millions in profit? wholesale price drops. Does our bill drop? does it Fk! The retards at british gas are not in my good books anyway. I rang them to get my boiler serviced and had some foreigner telling me he would only send someone out if I switch my electric to them! F*ing blackmail or what? told them to Fk off! and then a month ago they send me a letter telling me my monthly direct debit payment would be rising from £30 per month to £98!!!!! I call them up and it turns out they F*ed up. Spend 40 minutes on phone getting it put back. Then 2 weeks ago get another letter saying my direct debit will be rising from £30pm to £106pm!!! wtf? Contact them again and they say sorry we have put it back to £30pm. Sorted eh? today get a letter confirming £106pm would be debited!!! Aargh!!!! get me bbc watchdog!

House prices - Now July this year agreed to buy a house in coburg lane, langdon hills, essex for full asking price. The couple seemed nice enough and the process started.... We paid £400 to reserve a mortgage. We paid £200 for land search fee. We paid over £1000 for solicitors fees and paid £660 for a homebuyers report. Then we were due to exchange contracts and the nice couple, lets call them mark and nicola, then decide they don't want to sell anymore!!!! C***s!!!
That's over £2000 down the drain because of this F*cking dick and his ugly northern wife!
So we then luckily found another property where the woman owner said she was going travelling around the world so no onward chain. Great we thought that keeps us on track for still moving soon. At least we thought!. We pay out for a new search £200, and instruct our solicitor to proceed. We also arrange for £400 valuation rather than homebuyers report having been stung before. So after 1 week and having spent more money, F*ing bint decided she no longer wanted to sell either!!! WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE IN LANGDON HILLS??? IS IT THE LOST CITY OF COMPLETE C*S? We are now proceeding with our 3rd attempt at purchasing in langdon hills. I can't wait to move in and be nearer those C***s and bump into them at the local shops.
The law so needs to change!! We lose thousands and our buyer potentially lost over £1000 for a full structural survey on our house plus solicitor and search fees. It's not right. furhtermore house prices there have gone up by £30k since our first one fell through meaning we can't afford the type we were previously going for. I did send both a nice letter wishing them lives full of misery though.

Whilst in full flow writing this I get a telehone call. " Hi I am calling from ......market research" Just F*ck off!
ANother thing that annoys me is the amount of F**king menus that get stuck through my front door!
One in particular is from the chinaman restaurant and take away in dagenham and harold hill. We get at least one menu a week put through the door (How often does a f*ing chinese change it's menu?). We gave them a go when they first put it through the door and they managed to totally fk our order up. I got that pissed off with them that I rang them on a few occassions asking that they no longer put them through my door. That worked for short while but then there must of been a change in f***king cocklepicker delivering as they started again. I am still considering options on getting them back!

Talking of cocklepickers, another reason for this countries downfall is the influx of immigrants. I grew up in the east end of london and loved it as a kid. Now though it's like the united colours of benetton. The eastenders have moved out long ago (those that can afford to) and immigrated to essex. Already though the tide of immigrants is ebbing the shores of deepest essex. You have the asians of bow and poplar and the africans and eastern europeans of beckton gradually moving out further. Red Ken loves a foreigner and is rehoming most of the africans of stratford to the likes of romford so he can build the olympics. It's being done in a stealth way but you can't help noticing the change in ethnicity in essex.
Just like in Beckton you can't help but notice the 6ft satellite dishes on the front of every other house picking up latvian tv. Or the LT and PL number plates. The likes of livingstone and labour politicians and alike are all the same, they are pro mr foreigner as they didn't have to grow up next door to the smell of stinking curry being cooked next door, or listen to the noise of 3 generations in one house. or have their learning at school affected by the teacher having to slow down and repeat things to non english kids.
They don't help this country they hinder it. Especially africans WHO ARE THE WORST DRIVERS ON THE PLANET! but that's another rant for another time. Thats enough for my first post. I could go on for weeks and probably will. Keep checking back.